Thursday, January 8, 2009

France

What’s everyone doing for the Christmas holiday? Oh… people go visit family and stuff on Christmas… Will anyone be in Prague? No? Ok…

“Come to France with me.”

Sure. What the hell.

“Oh, you speak fluent French and have people we can stay with? Sounds like a plan.”

Arrive in Paris:

“There is no plan. No one knows we’re coming. But they’ll invite us to Christmas anyway. And give us lodging. They like me. Things will be fine. You’ll see.”

You will see: having big, blue eyes and speaking French will solve all problems.

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